Rigor Mortis Release & Eternal Rest
Tania Graves
Tania has been helping those in the afterlife rest in peace for over 150 years and counting. She is
known for her gentle touch, calming presence, and the ability to release even the most deeply buried
tension. Through her studies at The Afterlife Institute of Massage Therapy, she gained an interest in
Rigor Mortis Release Therapy (RMRT), and Eternal Rest Relaxation Massage, for those ready to really
settle into the afterlife.
Whether you’re in need of some deep release, or ready to rest in peace, Tania is happy to help.
Fun fact: Tania has been working the graveyard shift for years… and loves it!
Postural Realignment & Skeletal Strength
Paige Mourning
Paige has been keeping the afterlife in peak condition for over 73 years, proving that even skeletons
need strength and proper alignment. As a former CrossFit coach in her living years, she empowers her
clients to take an active role in their health, guiding them toward stronger, more functional movement
patterns for the long afterlife.
Through her studies at the Skeletal College of Massage Therapy, Paige developed a strong interest in
Postural Realignment Therapy (PRT) and Skeletal Strength Training (SST), focusing on correcting
imbalances, improving mobility, and helping clients move again - whether they have left over muscles or
not! Fun Fact: Paige still runs daily laps around the cemetery - and somehow always beats the living!
