Rigor Mortis Release & Eternal Rest
Tania Graves
Tania has been helping those in the afterlife rest in peace for over 150 years and counting. She is
known for her gentle touch, calming presence, and the ability to release even the most deeply buried
tension. Through her studies at The Afterlife Institute of Massage Therapy, she gained an interest in
Rigor Mortis Release Therapy (RMRT), and Eternal Rest Relaxation Massage, for those ready to really
settle into the afterlife.
Whether you’re in need of some deep release, or ready to rest in peace, Tania is happy to help.
Fun fact: Tania has been working the graveyard shift for years… and loves it!
Myofascial Release & Deep Relaxation
Jenna Mortimer
Jenna has been working as a massage therapist for decades. In the above world, she specialized in
lymph drainage and myofascial release, helping restore flow, reduce restriction, and bring back
balance to the body.
Now working in the underground, Jenna offers calm, caring treatment designed to guide clients into a
state of deep relaxation. Known for her gentle touch and intuitive approach, she focuses on easing
tension, mobilizing stiff and aching joints, and applying bone-deep myofascial techniques to areas of
stubborn restriction.
Still holding onto fascia around the bones? Feeling restricted in your joints? Come see Jenna, she is
your gal for deep relaxation, bone setting, and restoring movement where it’s needed most. Fun
fact: Jenna is a talented artist and now spends her free time tattooing intricate designs onto the
bones of the afterlife.
Postural Realignment & Skeletal Strength
Paige Mourning
Paige has been keeping the afterlife in peak condition for over 73 years, proving that even skeletons
need strength and proper alignment. As a former CrossFit coach in her living years, she empowers her
clients to take an active role in their health, guiding them toward stronger, more functional movement
patterns for the long afterlife.
Through her studies at the Skeletal College of Massage Therapy, Paige developed a strong interest in
Postural Realignment Therapy (PRT) and Skeletal Strength Training (SST), focusing on correcting
imbalances, improving mobility, and helping clients move again - whether they have left over muscles or
not! Fun Fact: Paige still runs daily laps around the cemetery - and somehow always beats the living!
Relaxation & Circulatory Restoration
Kira Krypt
Kira has been a massage therapist at Dead-Tired Massage Therapy for over 40 years now. Kira really
struggled with the transition from above-ground to underground, which is why she dedicated her
practice to helping people similar to herself, with relaxation treatments for restless spirits. Kira
is a kind, gentle soul who wants to help you feel at peace.
Through her studies at the Skeletal College of Massage Therapy, Kira was drawn towards relaxation as
well as circulatory restoration, to help the dead feel a little less dead inside. If you require
stress relieving treatments and want to feel a little more whole again, Kira is your girl!
